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Superfood seller edges to busty Thai pornstars after eating hundreds of grams of Brazilian nuts

Aym Alinda from Sathon, Thailand, full-time sells superfood online – Brazil Nuts, Chia Seeds, Almonds, Organic Walnuts, Cashews, Gojiberries and lots of other similar stuff.

Aym is also a sex blogger. He is a devout follower of TCM who writes on his blog that TCM mentions that the libido of both the sexes rise during the summers, Ancient Greeks claim that it rises in the winters, Prehistoric and Ancient Indians claimed that it stays the same for the men throughout the year but rises for the females during the rainy season.

It goes without saying that Aym follows the claim of the TCM. He regularly participates in No Nut November but jerks off multiple times a day to the Thai porn clips (คลิปโป๊) all summers.

Aym claims on his blog that the Solar Dynasty (Sooryavanshi) people of India are the descendants of the Real Nagarvadhus (Temple Prostitutes) of India. He adds that they are referred to as the Solar Dynasty not because they are the children of the sun, but because their moms’ pussies used to be as hot as the sun. He claims that the truth has never been told to the public till date but soon it will be disclosed and that will be the day when the arrogance and pride of the Sooryavanshi people will be destroyed.

Aym claims that he has always had a great game with the women and as per his observations, communication skills don’t matter as much as the women in the media or their slaves make it out to be.

Riley Brenton hates huge bodybuilders but loves huge aesthetic cocks

Riley Brenton is a sex and porn blogger who claims that every 3rd minute, an adult American woman loses her virginity.

She claims that shaving a man’s body hair is a feminist propaganda, the aim of which is to incapacitate the men from functioning at their best levels so that the women can takeover them. She adds that a man’s body hair, especially on arms and chest give women sexual goosebumps and feminists can’t stand them falling unconditionally for a man. Riley claims that the feminists want to make the men ugly and sexually attractive along with dysfunctional at career and other aspects.

Riley Brenton claims that the nation of Turkey will enact the Constitutional Protection for the LGBT community by 2022, which will infuriate a great percentage of the Right-Wing Muslims.

Riley loves her men more wearing tight boxers than totally naked.

Riley dated both Hindu and Sikh men in the past. She claims that the Sikh men have larger dicks than their Hindu counterparts and the Sikhs also last longer compared to the Hindus, she adds that she is not being a racist or giving preferences to one religion here.

Riley writes on her blog that she hates huge bodybuilders but loves huge aesthetic cocks.

Riley loves internet, but hates television, she loves Youtube but hates DailyMotion, she loves Slack Chat but hates Discord.

Riley dated several wealthy businessmen in the past and she says that most of them are lame fucks.

The Globalization is Real – More Indian Female Escorts in Sydney, Australia than ever before and More Blonde Escorts in Goa, India than ever before

I recently met an escort in Goa who told me that she hates to have sex with her husband. She told me that even though they didn’t have an open marriage, she still allows him to fuck whoever he wants to. He also knows that she escorts. She joked that she had no idea that there marriage soon will turn into an open one due to the lady’s lack of interest in sex with her small-dick husband and difficult financial situation. She also told me that she buys a new sex doll for him every other month. She then joked that she has to ride Peter in order to not to have to ride Rob.

She told me that each time she has sex with her husband, she puts on her mechanical stopwatch that she bought off eBay for $50. She said that his stamina has been improving with age but his dick is still that small as it was the first time she saw it. She added that as much as his stamina has been improving, the sensitivity of his dick has been reducing and so is the stiffness of his small dick.

As per my observation over the decades, Half-Jewish and Half-Persian chicks are the best in the bed. History and Mythology has several examples to prove the same.

I also once had the pleasure of enjoying the Indian chick – Janani when I was out in Sydney to enjoy some vacations. She has only been featured in one porn movie till date. She is of Gujarati descent, living in Australia for past 12 years now. She told me that she only escorts in the colder months, namely, October, November, December, January, February and March. I was lucky to be there in the month of January.

Janani also told me that the man who produced her one and only porn movie, offered Dakota Runnels, the daughter of the Pro-Wrestlers Terri Runnels and Dustin Runnels, tons of money to feature in a porn movie, but Dakota rejected the offer with a threat. Then the producer’s friend, who happens to have a huge sex toy business, offered her hundreds of thousands of Australian Dollars to allow them to use her face and body for a sex doll only to hear a bigger no with an even bigger threat.